"You aren't the only one who's had aardvark-eating socks from Jupiter attack mimes in your treehouse."

Spring break '09 was a jumble of activities that was shared with some of our great friends.

With fur, heels, and ruffles we started off at a charity event at the Standard. After making M.S and some creepy old balding men get us drinks, Alisa was escorted out. (that was a hectic event). Afterward, we found ourselves at Wendy's eating late night with cops. That night kicked off our Spring Break in a fabulous way!

We managed to become invisible to bar bouncers and enjoyed the hilarious cheers from friends and dance offs. Isabel rocked the dance floor like no ones seen before! (she doesn't want to be reminded but it was the greatest moment of my life and I have it on camera). We also witnessed a close call to death. We never returned.

Besides that, fun house parties and new friends became a nightly routine which we happily anticipated.

Spring break 2009 WE WERE ON A MOTHERFUCKIN BOAT. (we actually were on a boat behaving like anteaters!)

Overall, "I like it when my nipples are diamonds"
-G.H.

Love, I & A