Sunday, March 1, 2009

Oh Body...

They always say... do good for your body, you've only got one. I seem to think I have 9 lives, for I take risks that in the long run are not worth it. I go to my nutrition class with a bag of chips and a red bull. No food company would dare put the quote "Hey this product could potentially be really dangerous since we've killed 234 rats when testing it but your a human and those are rats". I take the risk to satisfy absolutely nothing even when I am informed and contain the knowledge of the truth behind these products. There are too many mischievous companies selling products that really shouldn't be consumed. Our red bull drinking generation for sure will have mutated children.

I find that this behavior of knowing but still indulging goes further than what I consume on a day to day basis.

A risk junkie.

Crossing streets without looking both ways to catch a bus, hitch hiking with my magic thumb, drinking unpronounceable chemicals, and consuming items that change my brain's chemical balance.

Bring it on, life 6 is ready for it.

-I.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

A little (not so known) fact.

Some people are just straight up, die hard bitches and no matter if they grow up, move away, or share a bed with you, they will never change, but continue to come up with the nastiest, yet clever, horribly hurtful statements that make you want to literally have them sit in an electric chair and have them electricuted right in front of your face.

On another, more cheerful, im over it, lets move on kinda note...


Im going to L.A. on Friday and im super duper thrilled, because I get to see my brother, and well, I miss my brother lets just put it that way. He's the type of sibling, who when your around the ages of 11-16 you just arn't so close because of that whole rebellion phase and sibling rivalry phase that gets in the way, but I KNOW when we grow older and much, MUCH more mature we'll develop a bond; the kind of bond twins share in their mothers belly, or the kind of bond that atoms have to molecules. something like that. I dunno, but HEY! We're totally heading in the right direction, im sure of it :)

-A

Smile.

I watched this women on the bus today. Her eyes closed as her grip tightened around her umbrella. A thought could be seen on her forehead for I watched her wrinkles contract. Her lips parted and curled upwards. And there on her face was a smile; she glowed with satisfaction.

Just a simple thought produced this seemingly idea that she had reached solitude and fulfillment.


-I.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Perfect Snack!





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Delicioso!!!
Attention!!!!!!Attention!!!!!!Attention!!!!!!

Alisa and Isabel went to their bio class today to learn that it is not okay to eat peanut butter right now, and it is still an on going process concerning the salmonella virus.
Let's hope Alisa and Isabel survive the next 24 hours.

Oscar, who let the mermaids out?

We wanted to address the huge issue that happened during the Oscars.

The drowning phenomenon of the MERMAID DRESS.

As we all know, mermaids belong in the deep unknown parts of the ocean. Do designers not remember the golden rule about mermaids? They remain invisible to the human eye for a reason!!! So stop it! Stop it right now, you silly designers.






Why! Why? Why!

Our favorites...

Alisa's Number One Pick is the breathtaking Natalie Portman in a lovely purple creation.



Isabel's Number One Pick is the stunning Evan Rachel Wood in a creamy flowing gown.

Monday, February 23, 2009

I want them, I crave them, and then I throw them up.

When I see graying old men I crave cigarettes, but it never ends lovely as my forehead bangs ever so gently against the toilet seat. -I.

The standards have been set.

THANK YOU FOR READING OUR BLOG!!!

Alisa and Isabel first conquered their homework before setting out for another crazy weekend. Even though we ditched all of our classes on Thursday we did so with an ulterior motive, to finish our papers in the library!

Friday 3:30 P.M. -7:00 P.M.
A quick visit to the city that contains our possible futures, we shopped and dined on Haight and Ashbury with our friend G.W. Some good finds were bought and we left satiated with satisfaction.

Friday 9:00 P.M.- 4:00 A.M.
Isabel graced Alisa with a nice bottle filled with their favorite drink! As we usually do, we hitched hiked to a party but unfortunately got dropped off at the wrong street. "This house is like a god damn portal from Harry Potter". Thankfully we followed our intuition along the railroad tracks which led us to our ultimate destination. The party was a highlighter party and although it lacked the black light requirement the room was still packed with people and overly hydrated air. We ran into our friends Grenier, Beckham, and Connolley.

This night became an epic love song. For Alisa and Isabel rode in the moonlight with our knights on shining handlebars.

Taylor Swift: Love Story Music Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlbB7qt6v_0

And even with bracing the cold wind and make-up tear drops, it was one of the best experiences Santa Cruz has had to offer us.
After a journey of going up hills, down hills, around cars, into bushes and mailboxes, we arrived at another party. Much is a blur except a few incidents we had ex. Alisa taking a spill and waking up with pear sized bruises and Isabel black out dancing and waking up with a long lined bruise on her thigh.
It doesn't end yet... We finished our night at the Safeway House, were ABSOLUTELY NO TRACE OF MEMORIES CAN BE FOUND. NO ONE REMEMBERS ANYTHING.

Success! (in Borat accent)




Saturday 9:40 P.M - 1:00 A.M
Chinkwopp's Birthday Splash!
After a nice comedy show, that wasn't so funny, Alisa and Isabel hitched hiked to the Safeway house to indulge in a celebration for our good Chinkwopp. Crazily our hitch hiking picker uppers knew Alisa's roommate!!! We definitely took some drinking time off for the fear of relapse from the night before. Yet in the end our fears could not hold us back from sucking on the lips of sweet sweet temptation. We made a lot of new friends, some where a little too drunk and a little too stalkerish. Isabel experienced her first admirer in SC. Yippie! ughhhhe.

And once again we were taken home by Jeremy, Jesus, and Joseph to our humble abodes.

Thank you readers! A&I.


Thursday, February 19, 2009

TAKE ME TO LA



p.s. we realized after the video that our words were backwards.