Oscar, who let the mermaids out?

We wanted to address the huge issue that happened during the Oscars.

The drowning phenomenon of the MERMAID DRESS.

As we all know, mermaids belong in the deep unknown parts of the ocean. Do designers not remember the golden rule about mermaids? They remain invisible to the human eye for a reason!!! So stop it! Stop it right now, you silly designers.






Why! Why? Why!

Our favorites...

Alisa's Number One Pick is the breathtaking Natalie Portman in a lovely purple creation.



Isabel's Number One Pick is the stunning Evan Rachel Wood in a creamy flowing gown.