I have come to the conclusion that i am a "weirdo magnet." (Maybe there's a better way to describe it, but this is simple enough.) I somehow give off this vibration that communicates to people, telling them "this girl is approachable, and will listen to your pointless and stupid story even if she is minding her own business and especially if she is listening to music, please please walk up to her and talk to her."
For example. I had just jumped out of a taxi cab in San Jose, Ca and I walked into the train station where i found a bench with only one other lady sitting. I sat down and put in my earphones and began playing a video game on my Ipod. Not even minutes had past when a shaggy hobo strolled up to me and decided to ask me out on a date. Not only that but insisted on giving me money, and food, which i did not want. That's an extremely long story SOOOO I'll move on to my next example. (The same day) After that incident I FINALLY got onto my bus to take me back to school and sitting across from me was this very tall, dirty looking man wearing a rainbow knited hat and scarf. He boldly leaned toward me and asked me if i would like to hear about who he is and what he is doing. I cautiously replyed with a simple OK and he began. To make another long story short he went on for 15 minutes telling me how he is a long distance walker and how he has no job and how he is going to change the world through pot. He would have gone on for longer except the bus driver told him to shut up. I thought that was pretty funny, especially after he said "some people in this world just don't want peace," and handed me a small strip of paper with a website, which i wish i still had.
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